he wants to bone in the snuggie
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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