My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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