forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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