what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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