the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Non-Jews are for practice
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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