Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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