in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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