Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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