I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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