I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just had sex on a roof
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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