You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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