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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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