Will you blow on my dice?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So much rum. So many feels.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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