wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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