I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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