Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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