It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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