WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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