3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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