I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Randomize
