Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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