We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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