it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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