i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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