She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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