YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He? As in you personified your dick?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
