ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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