can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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