A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Will exercising make me less horny?