Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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