If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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