I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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