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Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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