So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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