When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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