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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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