i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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