Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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