I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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