This girl is more easily done than said...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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