Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my shit smells like andre
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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