I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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