never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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