I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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