I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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