Sponge bath it is.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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