I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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