how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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