So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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