Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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