new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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