i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
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