Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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